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Spam Attack Notice

June 9, 2010

    (0609)Since yesterday afternoon I have been receiving large batches of e-mail "delivery failure" notices. After checking into it I have discovered that one of our e-mail accounts had been tampered with and used to send out what is called the "Puppy Spam". It is a message said to be from a Pamela Clemons claiming to be giving away puppies.

    I've made password changes and sent reports to my server administrators. So far I'm not seeing to much improvement as I am still getting these notices.

    If you received one of these Puppy e-mails. Ignore it, as far as I can tell your only getting one. And note, I am not Pamela and none of those messages were sent by me.

    I have also received replies from some of the recipiants of those SPAM mails. It is to bad that there are still people out there who actually feed into the spammers activities by responding back to them. They have then become part of the problem. Advice to all, you may research or have someone you trust do the research but " NEVER RESPOND TO A SPAMMER".

-Larry


Don't mind the laughing

Mental Attendent

    (Since I work for a telecommunications company I thought it would be fitting to include this one.)

The State Mental Hospital Phone Menu...

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:

  • If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
  • If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
  • If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
  • If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
  • If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
  • If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
  • If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
  • If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
  • If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
  • If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
  • If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
  • If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
  • If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.

Thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Have a Great Day!